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  1. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    What do you wonder about?

    Here's what I've been thinking about this morning...
    • Why do some women draw on ridiculous eyebrows?
    • Why do we have pubic hair?
    • Why are men hairier than (most) women?
    Add your queries below, and if you know an answer, please share!
     
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    1. camp lajune
      Why are we here on this earth? Why are people so mean to each other?
       
      camp lajune, Jul 29, 2023
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  2. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    • Why do some women draw on ridiculous eyebrows? Right after they pluck out the ones they had. It's never a good look.
    • Why do we have pubic hair? From what I read, there are a couple of reasons. Maintain body temp and scent retention.
    • Why are men hairier than (most) women? Testosterone.
     
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  3. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I thought maybe it had to do with scent.

    Oh yeah. Duh. lol
     
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  4. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I wonder how people have the patience for this stuff.
    I'd be so pissed if the lead broke when I was almost finished.
     
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    2. Barry D
      I book marked them so I can watch them later when I have more time....
       
      Barry D, Jun 11, 2023
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  5. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    Chicks be nuts!
    Public hair has to functions to retain natural scents and to act as an anti friction layer.
    Haven't seen may bald women.
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      [​IMG]
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 11, 2023
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    2. 1 Toy Maker
      Where's the winner button when you need it!
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jun 11, 2023
    3. dinny
      I cannot unsee this...
       
      dinny, Jun 11, 2023
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  6. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    1. Aqua Marine
      They must've really had to buff that to make it smooth. ;)
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 11, 2023
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    2. 1 Toy Maker
      Or poke a mouse
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jun 11, 2023
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  7. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    You know, I have some empathy for the imperfect eyebrow crowd, as I’m not always so great with the eyebrow pencil myself… My solution? Practice on the dog!

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    And I wonder how drunk/stoned/stupid the fool was who came up with this new "beauty trend"… I kid you not… nose hair extensions!

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    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      I’d be afraid of what was attached. Ewww
       
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    3. Barry D
      That's why I would "glove up"....Besides I think the gloves would give me a better grip....
       
      Barry D, Jun 12, 2023
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      Also, what's up with the glitter?
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 12, 2023
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    5. aesopstails
      I suspect that anyone sporting nose hair extensions would be making other bad fashion choices as well!
       
      aesopstails, Jun 12, 2023
    6. dinny
      My god... who needs extensions?
       
      dinny, Aug 29, 2023
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  8. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I wonder how happy barn owls were when humans started building barns.
    :smuggrin:
     
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    1. thestrangerinyou
      Yea I guess they where homeless owls be for that
       
      thestrangerinyou, Jun 15, 2023
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  9. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Why do some people have so many shoes they only have two feet
     
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  10. BustyClaireXX

    BustyClaireXX Porno Junky

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    This Question lol
     
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  11. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Women draw eyebrows on because of mustache envy and pubic hair is a joke within itself and you see men some men are in reality escaped gorillas
     
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    2. Jh2
      From someone else not me
       
      Jh2, Jun 13, 2023
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    3. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Apparently.
       
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    4. Jh2
      Yeah that's someone else's department
       
      Jh2, Jun 13, 2023
    5. Valspar
      I'll,,,,,....sell you.....some commas,,,,,,and periods, Wantsum.....
      How,,..,,..many ya want........,,,,,,,,to buy?
       
      Valspar, Jun 13, 2023
    6. Jh2
      I'm broke how bout a loan?
       
      Jh2, Jun 14, 2023
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  12. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Everything! Myself, other people.
    If we’re just naming silly thoughts then… why do people get so close to someone when they talk? Like, “ I can hear you from 5 inches back.”
    Why do people talk but never listen?
    Why does your feet always freeze when you go to bed?
    Why are real friends always hard to find?
    Why does fruit go bad so fast?
    Why are people so angry all the time?
    Why is everyone dressing like it’s 1980 again? Lol
     
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  13. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Sometimes I wonder why my husband puts up with me.
    I doubt I’ll every know, because I’ve asked him, and he says "Damned if I know"!
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      It's because you make him put up with you.

      :D:D:D
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Jun 13, 2023
    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Easier to put up with you than get trained to be someone else’s husband. :cool:
       
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  14. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I am always wondering about things that pop into my mind during conversations. I often feel the need to google things after I can't stop wondering about whatever it is that popped into my head.
     
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  15. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I like a pretty, polished manicure, but I don’t know how some women can deal with extremely (unnecessarily, IMO) long nails. I don’t even find them attractively when they’re too long.

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    1. Aqua Marine
      How do they wipe themselves with those? That's what I wonder about!
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 13, 2023
    2. aesopstails
      Right? This photo was actually attached to an article where she was asked how she changed diapers with those nails.
       
      aesopstails, Jun 13, 2023
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    3. SoutheastUSofA
      I don't care for long and/or pointy fingernails at all.

      Oh shoot. Nobody asked me. Oops!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Jun 13, 2023
    4. deegenerate
      Imagine all of the dirt that accumulates under them! Ewwww!
       
      deegenerate, Jun 14, 2023
    5. Aqua Marine
      Dirt and.... other stuff.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 14, 2023
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  16. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I often wonder who first thought of eating an egg. Did they say to themselves, "Hey, I think I'll eat that thing that just came out of a chicken's ass!"
     
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      The same with milk. Who looked at those udders and thought, “I’m gonna taste that stuff coming out!” :eek1:
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 15, 2023
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    2. Aqua Marine
      Yes! That's a little more understandable though, since human babies do it.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 15, 2023
    3. dinny
      Yes to both. Haven't you noticed people will put anything in their mouths... or up their nose? Must be something cave people used to do.
       
      dinny, Aug 29, 2023
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  17. Mature Sexer

    Mature Sexer Lustful Gentleman

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    We have pubic hair because it is so damn sexy on a woman, either trimmed or a not too overgrown natural bush.
    Don't like it on men.
    Glad I could finally answer this age-old question for everyone. :woot:
     
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  18. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    My sweet going on 86 year old wife Reni spends a bit over $100 bucks a month having her eye lashes done to make them look longer? Not that I begrudge her the time or money, god knows she gives 110% day in day out and has worked hard her whole life.
    but...it is important to her and it makes her happy...so although puzzled it's fine with me.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      The real benefit to having your lashes done is not needing to wear mascara anymore, which always smudges under your eyes and gives you racoon eyes.
      I'm with Reni on this one! lol
       
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    2. Aqua Marine
      I've been wanting to get my lashes done forever. Mine are long, but pale - which is weird because I have very dark hair.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 15, 2023
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  19. hornybigguy68

    hornybigguy68 Porn Star

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    Since being a dog owner this stuff puzzles me.

    How can dog hold bladder and bowels so long? Human can’t hold that long before the bathroom is calling your name.

    How can dog bite a hard toy or a raw hide bone without cracking teeth? Human chew on hard candy then your tooth is cracked.

    How can a eat a dog treat that cleans teeth? It’s not like I can eat a carrot or corn on the cob to do that.
     
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  20. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Why is it when I skip breakfast I’m not hungry for lunch, but if I eat breakfast I’m starving by lunch time?! That makes no sense.
     
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    1. Backspin25
      All to do with your blood sugar and what you eat for breakfast!
       
      Backspin25, Jun 14, 2023
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    2. Aqua Marine
      That happens to me, too. Good to know why.
       
      Aqua Marine, Jun 15, 2023
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