CM672: I bet you wear your seatbelt and drive the speed limit too. Me? I'd take the risk and hit that in every possible way. Hell I'd invent one or two new things along the way.
Anonymous3(1): And then the dragon burps or gags and bam you're now a women and a chard pubic region. On the plus side, you wouldn't have to shave down there.
CM672: Well bless y'all's hearts. I didn't mean to touch any nerves about your sheltered, unexciting lives. I do hope you can recover from that emotional blow, and I just want you to have the safest, best day ever you hear.
-IRSHADOWBIRD